i have a drinking problem

i open my bible this morning...

i, paul, together here with silas and timothy, send greetings to the church at thessalonica...

pause to take a sip of coffee. somehow forget how to drink and as i pull the mug away from my mouth coffee spills all over myself and my bible. and you know how bible pages are so thin that they melt away! i lost most of I thessalonians today.

good start to the day. on the plus side: my coffee stain on my sweatshirt closely resembles the country of denmark. foreshadowing? i think so.